He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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