So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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