I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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