Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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