Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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