I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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