Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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