I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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