Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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