So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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