Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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