Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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