Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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