I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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