is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
they need to just BURY HIM!
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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