The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Im part way to drunk.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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