office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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