I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
