Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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