just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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