it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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