Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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