omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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