Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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