wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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