i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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