Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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