FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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