I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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