i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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