hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i drank out of a bidet.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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