I heard we made out
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
