Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT