I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.