what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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