white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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