And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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