Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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