you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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