How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
