Please, let me fuck your mom
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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