It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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