It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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