he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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