Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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