The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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