yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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