if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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