make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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