im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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