problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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