My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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