I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Also, beer. Big fan.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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