HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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