is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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