I think I died a long time ago.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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